21 4 / 2014

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via allantruong)

20 4 / 2014

valvesoftware:

going to college like

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(Source: left420dead, via ruinedchildhood)

20 4 / 2014

20 4 / 2014

20 4 / 2014

newvagabond:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

OH, isn’t Clinch just everything…

(via u-ok)

20 4 / 2014

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

19 4 / 2014

(Source: ruanv, via homersirnpson)

19 4 / 2014

thefrogman:

Mini Mobile Robotic Printer by ZUtA Labs Ltd [kickstarter]
[h/t: fastcompany]

thefrogman:

Mini Mobile Robotic Printer by ZUtA Labs Ltd [kickstarter]

[h/t: fastcompany]

(via onlylolgifs)

19 4 / 2014

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

19 4 / 2014

dopernose:


Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.

Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.

dopernose:

Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.

Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.

(Source: malformalady, via laughter-everyday)

19 4 / 2014

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

(Source: tiolet, via onlylolgifs)

19 4 / 2014

tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

(via bullshit-time)

19 4 / 2014

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19 4 / 2014

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

(Source: the-pietriarchy, via pizza)

19 4 / 2014

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

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(Source: 021013, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)